Wednesday, September 13, 2006

What Goes Around Comes Around

Should we hold the person who let the cat out of the bag responsible for its ultimate death from curiosity? Apparently, it doesn't pay to be the early bird either. While it may have gotten the worm, it ended up in somebody's hand while its two compadres stayed in the bush. Unfortunately, those two didn't fair so well either because they were killed by some idiot in a glass house throwing moss covered stones at them. They were probably the same moron who couldn't keep their cat locked up in the first place. That moron was probably the screwy old lady who thought that swallowing a fly with a spider chaser was a good idea. She was probably the one trying to catch birds to help with her zoological indigestion.  I am assuming that she let the cat out of the bag to swallow it after the avian hors d'oeuvre didn't work. So we end up with a bunch of dead animals (nine by my count if we in clude the fly, spider, three birds, cat, dog, goat, and horse) and a whole lot of broken glass. Since she ended up dead also, I guess that the divine law of karma holds true.

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